Special Report
My brother called me at work and said first-thing:

"Did you hear the announcement?"

My mind was reeling. WHAT ANNOUNCEMENT? Maybe it's something to do with Iraq (he served there.) Or Hurricane Katrina. Or Brian Urlacher is out for the season? WHAT could it be!?!

"No," I said.

"Gillette is going to five blades," he says. "They just announced it today. It was on CNN."

Maybe he's more excited than I am becuase he shaves his head.