mort3965 (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mort3965) wrote,@ 2006-10-26 19:22:00 |
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A Somewhat Open Letter to Nabisco
Dearest Nabisco,
Please stop with the latest tidal wave of Oreo "Variatals." It's killing our country.
Certainly, the earlier introduction of Double Stuf and Fudge Dipped Oreos was a welcome change of pace. No one can argue that. But, recent sketchy offerings such as Oreo Double Delight Mint n' Creme and 100 Calorie Oreo Thin Crisps is really pushing the limits of our collective sandwich cookie-related attention span. And you must be out of your goddamn minds if you think anyone's Oreo dollar will be going toward the Oreo Lunchables Fun Snacks.
Please stop diluting the brand of a American classic with over-saturation of the snack market place. At this rate, the public will equate the term "Oreo" with "shameless supermarket shelf-space hog" as opposed to "black guy who acts white."
Please don't make me eat Hydrox,
Signed,
mort3965
Dearest Nabisco,
Please stop with the latest tidal wave of Oreo "Variatals." It's killing our country. Certainly, the earlier introduction of Double Stuf and Fudge Dipped Oreos was a welcome change of pace. No one can argue that. But, recent sketchy offerings such as Oreo Double Delight Mint n' Creme and 100 Calorie Oreo Thin Crisps is really pushing the limits of our collective sandwich cookie-related attention span. And you must be out of your goddamn minds if you think anyone's Oreo dollar will be going toward the Oreo Lunchables Fun Snacks.
Please stop diluting the brand of a American classic with over-saturation of the snack market place. At this rate, the public will equate the term "Oreo" with "shameless supermarket shelf-space hog" as opposed to "black guy who acts white."
Please don't make me eat Hydrox,
Signed,
mort3965
